Snookz WHO YOU HOOKIN UP WIT?!
Funky Faction holds an extreme passion for the Jersey Shore, specifically Snookz. I have never seen such a beautiful tanned human being rock a trucker hat that well. I openly weep every night because I can’t find a girl of such quality. This is early talk, but I am pretty sure I am going to make a BLINGED OUT SNOOKERZ Hat. God forbid i can actaully give it to her. If I do make this hat it will be completely hair gel, fist pump and jacuzzi proof… sold with tomato sauce, a meatball hero and a pizza. I refuse to sell this hat to someone who is not a tanned juice head or a bronzed guidette, so if you want to buy it you have to send me a picture of yourself in the mirror in the fist pump position…..I’m also working with my zipper hats to better house a teased poof…..and possibly a fanny pack that holds pickles.
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MURS…… Funky Faction would never sponsor a hat to cover such a unique hair specimen.
Mikey ROcks Cool Kids…….Fresh haircut, clean shave with the razor. ” Do you know what I would do if I saw this hat while I was high!” -direct quote.
NINJA FUCKING SONIK…..SHOOT THE LAZER! 
